Hello, my name is Graham.
I suppose I should tell you a bit about myself, …aahmmm….I, I’ll come back to that. Let’s talk about what I am looking for. Ahh..you, you should be attractive, is the main thing, or reasonably attractive, I’ve been alone now for quite some time so my standards are lower than they were…And I am realistic too, obviously if you’re looking for a date through an online match making site, you’re not likely to be much of a catch. As long as you’re not enormously obese then… I know that there are people into that and I am not one of them,..oh and I am not really interested in man disguised as women, even if you are a woman who was unfortunately been born into a man body….I am still not…if..if you are very very convincing, I’m like up for it, but you have to be really sort of South-east Asian level of convincing, and then I could …. No ..no..it’s probably better if I just dedicate this advert to women who are actually born with vagina to be on this. Ahm..oh and it will be good if you are quite broad-minded, sexually.. I’ve seen a lot of stuff online that I’ve never had the opportunity to try, my wife wasn’t very adventurous in that area, she hesitated many of the proposals that I put forward, so what I’m looking for is someone who would be more prepared to collaborate in that kind of…sexual adventure. Ah…especially if you got a hot friend who will also be enthusiastic but, I might be getting ahead myself..so.. anyway, hope you liked my introduction and I hope to hear from you soon …unless you’re enormously fat, as I said, or a lady with a cock.
Cheers!
I suppose I should tell you a bit about myself, …aahmmm….I, I’ll come back to that. Let’s talk about what I am looking for. Ahh..you, you should be attractive, is the main thing, or reasonably attractive, I’ve been alone now for quite some time so my standards are lower than they were…And I am realistic too, obviously if you’re looking for a date through an online match making site, you’re not likely to be much of a catch. As long as you’re not enormously obese then… I know that there are people into that and I am not one of them,..oh and I am not really interested in man disguised as women, even if you are a woman who was unfortunately been born into a man body….I am still not…if..if you are very very convincing, I’m like up for it, but you have to be really sort of South-east Asian level of convincing, and then I could …. No ..no..it’s probably better if I just dedicate this advert to women who are actually born with vagina to be on this. Ahm..oh and it will be good if you are quite broad-minded, sexually.. I’ve seen a lot of stuff online that I’ve never had the opportunity to try, my wife wasn’t very adventurous in that area, she hesitated many of the proposals that I put forward, so what I’m looking for is someone who would be more prepared to collaborate in that kind of…sexual adventure. Ah…especially if you got a hot friend who will also be enthusiastic but, I might be getting ahead myself..so.. anyway, hope you liked my introduction and I hope to hear from you soon …unless you’re enormously fat, as I said, or a lady with a cock.
Cheers!
